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Did you hear about the monster who from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the monster who sent his picture to a lonely hearts club? They sent it back saying they weren't that lonely!

What happened when the monster stole a from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume? He was convicted of fragrancy.

How did the worlds tallest monster become from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
How did the world's tallest monster become short overnight? Someone stole all his money.

What aftershave do monsters wear Brute Monster from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
What aftershave do monsters wear? Brute.

What can a monster do that you from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
What can a monster do that you can't do? Count up to 25 on his fingers.

Why was the big hairy twoheaded monster from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
Why was the big, hairy, two-headed monster top of the class at school? Because two heads are better than one.

Why did the monster paint himself in from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors? Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

Waiter on ocean liner Would you like from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
Waiter on ocean liner: Would you like the menu, sir? Monster: No thanks, just bring me the passenger list.

What happened to Ray when he met from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
What happened to Ray when he met the man-eating monster? He became an ex-Ray.

Mommy monster Dont eat that uranium Little from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
Mommy monster: Don't eat that uranium. Little monster: Why not? Mommy monster: You'll get atomic-ache.

Little monster Mom Mom whats for tea from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
Little monster: Mom, Mom, what's for tea? Mother monster: Shut up and get back in the microwave.

Little monster Mom why cant we have from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
Little monster: Mom, why can't we have dustbins like everyone else? Mother monster: Less talking, more eating please.

Little monster Mom Ive finished Can I from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
Little monster: Mom I've finished. Can I leave the table? Mommy monster: Yes, I'll save it for your tea.

MONSTER MOTHER How many times have I from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
MONSTER MOTHER: How many times have I told you not to eat with your fingers? Use the spade like everyone else.

FIRST MONSTER I fancy eating the city from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
FIRST MONSTER: I fancy eating the city of Hong Kong tonight. Care to join me? SECOND MONSTER: No thanks, I can't stand Chinese food.

FIRST MONSTER Am I late for dinner from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
FIRST MONSTER: Am I late for dinner? SECOND MONSTER: Yes, everyone's been eaten.

Whats the hardest part of making monster from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
What's the hardest part of making monster soup? Stirring it.

What do they have for lunch at from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
What do they have for lunch at Monster School? Human beans, boiled legs, pickled bunions and eyes-cream.

What is a monsters favourite drinkDemonade Monster from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
What is a monster's favourite drink? Demonade.

Monster Where do fleas go in winter from Flashcomment Monster jokes Jokes
Monster: Where do fleas go in winter? Werewolf: Search me!